Orange is The New Black cast at the Emmy Awards 2014.
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
OHM Y GOD
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
do you think gordon ramsay sits down at home and just thinks about all the different ways he can insult someone or is it just brilliantly angry stream of consciousness?
I don’t even care how this happened
The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games
ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH
THE MULTIPLICATION ONES WERE THE MOST STRESSFUL THING
OK, BUT LAST YEAR WE HAD TO DO THESE WITH FACTORING. LIKE, FACTOR 2x^2+ 5x + 3.